Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, CLACKAMAS, OR is

EXTREMELY FUCKED

Clackamas, OR gets a calibrated report score of 94 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 95/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: extreme heat, flooding, wildfire & smoke.

94/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 95/100 (Relatively High)

Top reasons

  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke

Disaster receipts

23 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Clackamas, OR, 1964-2026. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Severe Storm8Fire7Flood4Biological2

Most recent

  • 2026 Severe StormSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2024 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2022 FireMILO MCIVER FIRE

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA score for extreme heat is 96/100 here, so this is a front-page concern, not a footnote.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at heat-island maps, AC burden, outage history, and whether local cooling centers are actually reachable.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 97009.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.