Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, MALHEUR, OR is

MILDLY FUCKED

Malheur, OR gets a calibrated report score of 44 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 35/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, extreme heat, flooding.

44/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 35/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat
  • Flooding

Disaster receipts

7 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Malheur, OR, 1964-2024. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Coastal Storm1Drought1Fire1

Most recent

  • 2024 FireDURKEE FIRE
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

The FEMA wildfire score is 91/100 here, so this is a major local risk signal.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check evacuation zones, fire history, home hardening, insurance access, and smoke filtration before pretending this is fine.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 97911.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.