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Based on FEMA public data, SAN JUAN, WA is

MILDLY FUCKED

San Juan, WA gets a calibrated report score of 34 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 35/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: flooding, wildfire & smoke, extreme heat.

34/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 35/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Flooding
  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat

Disaster receipts

12 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for San Juan, WA, 1980-2022. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Flood4Severe Storm4Biological2Coastal Storm1

Most recent

  • 2022 FloodSEVERE STORMS, STRAIGHT-LINE WINDS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2020 FloodSEVERE STORMS, FLOODING, LANDSLIDES, AND MUDSLIDES
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

FEMA scores this county 58/100 for flooding risk, so flooding is doing real work in the verdict.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Look at flood insurance, drainage complaints, creek proximity, and whether new development is changing runoff.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 98279.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.