Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, COPPER RIVER, AK is

MILDLY FUCKED

Copper River, AK gets a calibrated report score of 25 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 40/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, flooding, extreme heat.

25/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 40/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Flooding
  • Extreme heat

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 84/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which is the opposite of chill.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Check evacuation zones, fire history, home hardening, insurance access, and smoke filtration before pretending this is fine.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 99566.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.