Check a ZIP

Based on FEMA public data, BRISTOL BAY, AK is

BARELY FUCKED

Bristol Bay, AK gets a calibrated report score of 1 out of 100. It starts with FEMA's 1/100 overall signal, then checks whether risk is concentrated or broad. Loudest hazards: wildfire & smoke, extreme heat, drought.

1/100

Calibrated report score

FEMA overall: 1/100 (Very Low)

Top reasons

  • Wildfire & smoke
  • Extreme heat
  • Drought

Disaster receipts

4 federal disaster declarations

FEMA declaration history for Bristol Bay, AK, 1974-2020. County-level receipt, not a house-level prophecy.

Top chaos flavors

Biological2Freezing1Severe Storm1

Most recent

  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19 PANDEMIC
  • 2020 BiologicalCOVID-19
  • 2000 Severe StormSEVERE WINTER STORMS AND AVALANCHES

Receipt note

County-specific federal disaster declarations only. Statewide declarations are not smeared across every county.

OpenFEMA Disaster Declarations Summaries

What the data says

wildfire & smoke lands at 34/100 in FEMA's county-level data, which means the risk is present without being the whole personality.

Receipt

FEMA National Risk Index (county-level; ZIP matched through Census ZCTA/county relationship)

What to verify

Review evacuation zones and whether your home has basic air-filtration options.

Near your ZIP

PULLING EPA RECEIPTS

Checking the 2024 TRI facility index around ZIP 99633.

FAQ / before you panic

Questions you should probably ask.

Yes. The voice is sarcastic, but the goal is serious: turn public climate, air quality, hazard, and pollution datasets into a readable local risk profile. The joke is the packaging. The data is the point.